A small disclaimer

I'm doing this
of my own
free will.

* my “free will” was explained to me very clearly.
With examples. And consequences.

Step 1

First, let's learn
from the best.

Main koi pro speaker nahi hu. Toh pehle ek legend se seekhte hain.

An apology.

this guy 👆

After today, the bar is here. Next year — flowers won't cut it. PowerPoint minimum.

Now presenting

BHAVYA

27 years. An unauthorized biography.

By her unpaid intern of 7 years.

The job

Unpaid intern. 7 years.
No promotion.

Rishte me barabari? Hamari poori 50-50 hai — woh 50 faisle leti hai, main 50 baar “haan ji” bolta hu.

Exhibit A

How did she end up with me?

Exhibit A · cont.

Model. Literally.

Exhibit A · cont.

Camera bhi nervous ho jaata hai.

Exhibit B · …me. (2019)

market value

the “secret weapon”

3 chords. Zero in tune. Worked anyway — says more about her taste than my talent.

April 2019

How I caught her.

My face: won the lottery. Her face: “…refund policy kya hai?”

Then vs now

Only one of us changed.

Me. For the better. All of it — because of her.

May 2019 · first outing

Pehli outing — ek Gurudwara. Din ek, aur main pehle se hi upar wale se madad maang raha tha.

Oct 2019 · first trip

Pehli trip together. Uske baad rukna seekha hi nahi.

7 years · the receipts

Aaj bhi sabse bekaar reels pe sabse zyada hasti hai. Aur “mujhe bhookh nahi hai” bolkar meri plate saaf kar deti hai.

still going strong

Aur aaj bhi convince kar deti hai ki ₹4,000 kharch karna actually “paise bachana” tha.

🐒 Bandar

Anyway — that's why we call him Bandar. He turns red. That's it. No further context.

A love story

Bhavya & Food

The woman who says “mujhe bhookh nahi hai.” Main us ice cream se jealous hu.

Live footage

Zero talent. Full enjoy.

Masterclass · ft. Bhavya

How to Drink “Responsibly”

She knows her limit. She just waves at it on the way past.

Queen Energy since 1999

Happy Birthday,
Bhavya.

Everything you deserve — happiness, health, success… and the patience to keep dating me. I love you.